Brent - Comedian, Artist, Shipping Enthusiast
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you: Brent Kaiser… (applause)
Brent Kaiser: Comedian, Artist, Dreamer, (& most thankfully) Shipping Enthusiast
Most excelled at: Ping-Pong (for wager or slander)
Best known for role as: Sugar’s Daddy
Personal Credo: “An eye for an eye”
(Brent keeps getting his eye bashed in horsing around with kids that are too big for him to be playing with.)
Reasons to Love Him:
a) Chose a life sized cut-out of Hulk Hogan to decorate the warehouse; b) He “Loves Cutting-Up and wants everyone to be happy.” (actual quote); c) Delivered inventory of t-shirts to donate to Arlington Night Shelter - like a wing-backed angel; d) quirky sense of humor with inspired fashion sense make him stand apart from the crowd; e) he makes monster masks out of shipping boxes and tissue paper; f) He’s only got one good eye to focus on ping-pong now & bound to lose (to me) soon!
(taunt)